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Mr Monk has a smorgasbord of obsessive-compulsive disorders.
1. When Mr Monk n his assistant in the hospital.
"Are you feeling alright, Mr Monk?" asked the assistant.
"Fine."
"Then why u gasping?"
"I'm trying to limit my breathing," Monk said.
"The fewer breaths, the fewer chances u hv of inhaling some virus."
"You should try it,"Monk said. "It could save your life."
2. When Mr Monk n his assistant went to a hse dat full of lizards on the walls.
An officer passed the fone to Mr Monk.
"Wait." Monk turned n reached his hand toward his assistant, palm up.
"Wipe."
His assistant gv him the wipe. Monk reached the fone wif wipe, bt the cell slipped thru his moist grip and fell on the floor.
"I need another wipe," Monk said,waving his hand at his assistant. "Stat!"
"That wipe is still good," his assistant said.
"No, it's not."
"You didn't touch the fone."
"The wipe made contact," Mr Monk said.
"Yes it did. You didn't."
"But now there's less wipe on the wipe," Mr Monk said.
"I need full wipe. Open ur eyes. There are lizards on the walls. This is a full-wipe situation."
3. when Mr Monk had conversation wif cashier.
"You're missing a safety pin," Mr Monk said,gesturing to her nose.
"No, I'm not," she said
"You've lost the one in ur other nostril," Monk said.
"My other nostril isn't pierced," she said.
"It should be,"Monk said.
"One is cool,"she said." Two would look ridiculous."
"Face are symmetrical. It's a law of nature. You don't want to break a law of nature." Monk said.
Wat is ur comments towards those story?
1. Retarded?
2. Funnie ppl?
